Single ain’t a status
It means I love myself too much

Yeah right!

I am a dating nincompoop
Cuz I don’t get it
And I don’t dig it
I am a dating nincompoop

There’s information overload in this digital world
I am on every .com there is to hold
My cards are maxed out with all the sh*t
And my iPhone won’t stop alerting me on it
Match and meet and eharmony
When all I want to do is find the one for me

Whatever happened to love at first sight
And flowers and notes and courtship and stuff?
It’s all winks, emails and texts now
And Facebook friend and then unfriend
Only to become friends with benefits
Until the next wink comes along

I am a dating nincompoop
Cuz I don’t get it
And I don’t dig it
I am a dating nincompoop

They put pics from when they had some hair
And when you go to see them it’s just not there
They are “in between” jobs and they think it’s all so fair
I wanna soul mate but they just want to mate

I get all kinds of shades and breeds online
Latino, Caucasian and Asian of course
They want serious, they want one-nights,
LTRs and STRs and everything in between
They say call and they disappear
They say love and they cheat when you’re not near

I am a dating nincompoop
Cuz I don’t get it
And I don’t dig it
I am a dating nincompoop

Profiles are a piece of fictitious crap
Once you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all
They all like to travel, they all like to cook,
And oh they all do have the Brad Pitt look

Please please put the truth Just get it out there
Say you are f*ing jealous, and you are stupid
And you are still not over your high-school ex
You have an ego like Mt. Everest
And a baggage that’s bigger than that

I am a dating nincompoop
Cuz I don’t get it
And I don’t dig it
I am a dating nincompoop

I am confused
I am perplexed
I will never never never get this one right

I am a dating nincompoop
Cuz I don’t get it
And I don’t dig it
I am a dating nincompoop
I just can’t get this right


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